Awesome Facebook Status List

So the title of this post sounds really weird but I really do have a list of things that I want to put as my Facebook status sooner or later. I write them down so that I don't forget and so that I can space them out. So I thought that I would give you that list because they are pretty awesome! Okay here it goes: 1."Harry Potter is my soul mate. Ron is my eating buddy. Hermionie is my snuggle buddy. Voldemort is my mentor/councilor. Wormtail shows me how to be a worm. Sirius id my hubba bubba. The Fat Lady is my ugly older lady friend. Dumbledore is my grandpa. Snape is my dad. Draco Malfoy is my little fat brother that I kick. That's my family tree. The end. " ----Now I have to explain this one a bit. Two of my friends were making this up just to see how weird they could make it. I thought that it was pretty funny! 2."This Voldything's back you say." "Yes." "The one who murdered your parents." "Yes." "And now he is sending dismembers after you?" "Looks like it." "I see." 3."But what are dementoids doing in Little Whinging?" 4.These demembers guard some weirdos' prison" 5."...I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry-" "They won't." "That you're safe-" "That'll just depress them." "-And that you'll see them next summer." "Do I have to?" 6."One person couldn't feel all that! They'd explode!" "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon!" 7."You may not like him minister but you can't deny:Dumbledore's got style!" 8."I'm sorry professor but I must not tell lies." That is is so far. Just in case you wondered or couldn't tell... I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!